Declaration

I declare that anytime i am feeling sad Mommy should let me watch Sponge Bob!

Over Roasted

Mommy, look at the bottom of my pizza! It's almost over roasted! And roasted means it was almost on fire!

Eating pizza from Picasso.

Favorite Things

Connor: Daddy what do you like the most?
Daddy: What do you mean?
Connor: What do you like the most so you dont have to think about that asshole in front of us. 
Daddy: Oh i see, well what i like the most is you and Mommy. 
Connor: Then just think about us. 
Daddy: Okay.
Connor: Are you thinking about us? Is it working?


We were all in the truck driving to the movie theatre. A person in front of us was driving 10 miles an hour under the speed limit. I kept calling them an asshole.

Butterfly

I am a beautiful butterfly!

I bring beauty to your eye!

Driving in the truck and all of a sudden Connor sang that out. I told him it was a great song and he said it wasnt a song it was from 'Chowder".