Sunday, September 28, 2014

Jokes

Connor: knock knock
Laurie: Who's there?
Connor: Cracker
Laurie: Cracker who?
Connor: Don't cry it's only a lemon. 

Connor telling a joke to our neighbor. 

Thursday, September 18, 2014

Deactivation

Connor: What does deactivate mean?

Jaelyn: Deactivate means you'll turn my iPod off for 15 minutes. 

Connor: 15 minutes! That's like forever!!



Connor and his best friend and cousin, Jaelyn riding in the car playing on an iPod. Connor kept trying to guess the unlock code for the iPod. 

Monday, September 15, 2014

Grapity Grape

Daddy ! Did you know that Grapity Grape Juice pored into a volcano with sour milk and ice turns into grapity grape ice cream. 

Connor was watching T.V. when all of a sudden he wanted to know if i knew how to make Grapity Grape ice cream. 

Sunday, September 14, 2014

Yucky Drink

Daddy! My drink tastes yucky now. So maybe you should start it over!

Connor sitting on the couch next to mum drinking chocolate milk. He holds his cup up and hollers out to me. 

Saturday, September 13, 2014

Yogurt Song

Yogurt Yogurt Yogurt! Yogurt is so delicious! Yogurt is so Yummy!!

Connor had just finished eating 2 yogurt cups and wanted us to sing the "Yogurt Song" with him. 

What Up!


What Up

I put Connor's hat on him ad he proceeded to twist it, as seen in the picture. Then i a deep voice he said "What Up" then he put his hand up and said "Peace". 

Thursday, September 11, 2014

Juggle Bubble

And there's the Juggle bubble! Its a total rip off! The TV is a double crosser! 

Talking about the Juggle Bubble we bought him. It didnt work the way it showed in the commercial.

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Awesome Mum

And Mommy you're so awesome i don't know what i'd do if i lost you!

Cats Ketchup

Mommy, as i was saying, I dreamt that Saint was trying to stick his face in your ketchup. 

Connor woke himself up by laughing in his sleep. He then proceeded to scare the hell out of mum by jumpig on her to wake her up. Connor was excited to tell her about his dream. 

Toy Business

Its not your business! We are playing toys and that's my business!

Connor and his cousin Jaelyn were playing and i asked them what they were doing. 

Being Fuzzy

Great Daddy! You made me all fuzzy!

I tickled Connor after he crawled into bed to wake me up and gave him goosebumps. 

Texting

Connor: Text D.J.'s number.

Dad: What do you want me to tell D.J.?

Connor: Tell D.J. thanks for the Red Batman.

Dad: D.J. doesnt have a phone. 

Connor: Well, call D.J.'s dad's phone and tell him to let me talk to him. 

Connor comes to me holding the Red Batman action figure that D.J. gave him weeks before. Asking to call or text D.J. so he could thank him. 

Cat Call

Mommy, whisper Saint over here. 

What Connor says when he wants Mum to call Saint, our house cat over to him. 

Baby Store

Maybe cause you got me from the nicest cutest baby shop.

Mum asked Connor why he was so cute. 

Hamster Talk

How can a little creature fit so much food in their mouth?

Talking about his cousin's hamster.

Arch Nemesis

Cassandra is my Arch Nemesis!! 
(Why?)
She always creeps me out cause she does the belly thing!

Connor was talking about his older cousin. She like to 'get the belly'.

T.V. Time

Mommy! We should get that so you can do cool styles with your hair! 

Watching a commercial for a special kind of brush. 



Mommy lets watch something fearsome and dangerous like Scooby Doo. 

Just sitting around with mum watching T.V.

Ink

What's ink? Oh, something an octopus squirts out his bottom!

Connor was playing with an ink stamp set. 

Gumminess!

Beware their Gumminess!!

Sitting on the couch with Mum eating gummy bears out of a candy bucket. Connor held a gummy bear out to mum and started hollering out! 
Wednesday June 18, 2014 11:15PM

Beautiful River

Daddy! The river, its ever so beautiful when its kinda dark!

We were driving home from the Pittsburgh Art's Festival, crossing the McKees Rocks Bridge late evening. 
June 13, 2014. 

YoHO YoHO

"YoHo YoHo and a bottle of yum yum!
Now you sing it Daddy." 

"No, Daddy, its YoHo YoHo and a bottle of yum yum!"


Connor singing the pirate song. After i sang it he corrected me when i only said one yum at the end. 
Friday June 13, 2014

Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle

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Connor learned a new song. The lovely employees that work with his mum  at Victoria's Secret taught it to him.