Connor's Quotes
My son Connor was born in 2010. I just wanted an easy way to document the funny stuff he says and does. And an easy way for family and friends to appreciate it.
Sunday, July 5, 2015
Holidays
Saturday, December 27, 2014
Hot Air Balloon vs Giant
While eating chicken nuggets for lunch today, Connor picks one up and starts waving it back and forth and bobbing it up and down. I ask him what he's doing and he says:
In a far, far away land that's also right here, there was a hot air balloon floating around.
(He points to his nugget)
And all of a sudden a giant comes along and eats that hot air balloon.
(Connor takes a small bite out of the nugget and hides the rest behind his back)
Then the giant laughs.
(in a deep voice Connor does a Mwua Ha Ha)
That was one delicious hot air balloon.
Connor then looks at me and asks how'd you like my food story dad?
Friday, December 26, 2014
A Sleeping Angel
Thursday, December 11, 2014
Friday, December 5, 2014
Disintegration
Daddy, when you get a science lab you can build a disintegration ray and then disintegrate Ross Lynch.
Monday, December 1, 2014
Seeing Santa
Friday, November 28, 2014
Tuesday, November 25, 2014
Scientist Job
Daddy you should get a scientist job instead of your fireman job. And I can be your assistant. Then we can invent a Red Hulk potion and an Iron Man suit.
Saturday, October 18, 2014
Tuesday, October 7, 2014
Over Roasted
Eating pizza from Picasso.
Sunday, October 5, 2014
Favorite Things
Daddy: What do you mean?
Connor: What do you like the most so you dont have to think about that asshole in front of us.
Daddy: Oh i see, well what i like the most is you and Mommy.
Connor: Then just think about us.
Daddy: Okay.
Connor: Are you thinking about us? Is it working?
We were all in the truck driving to the movie theatre. A person in front of us was driving 10 miles an hour under the speed limit. I kept calling them an asshole.
Butterfly
Sunday, September 28, 2014
Jokes
Thursday, September 18, 2014
Deactivation
Monday, September 15, 2014
Grapity Grape
Sunday, September 14, 2014
Yucky Drink
Saturday, September 13, 2014
Yogurt Song
Connor had just finished eating 2 yogurt cups and wanted us to sing the "Yogurt Song" with him.
What Up!
Thursday, September 11, 2014
Juggle Bubble
Talking about the Juggle Bubble we bought him. It didnt work the way it showed in the commercial.
Wednesday, September 10, 2014
Cats Ketchup
Connor woke himself up by laughing in his sleep. He then proceeded to scare the hell out of mum by jumpig on her to wake her up. Connor was excited to tell her about his dream.
Toy Business
Being Fuzzy
Texting
Cat Call
Baby Store
Hamster Talk
Arch Nemesis
T.V. Time
Ink
Gumminess!
Beautiful River
YoHO YoHO
Now you sing it Daddy."
"No, Daddy, its YoHo YoHo and a bottle of yum yum!"